*at a convention*
Fogo: Ahh, wait a sec, I'm really thirsty...
Audrey: Ooo don't drink the Pine Bluff water, you'll turn black.
Fogo: *stares*
Audrey: I know. I'm horrible xD


Fogo: I AM SO ANGRY AND SHE DOESN'T EVEN CARE
Lee: OH TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED BBY
Lee: Was she wearing these?
Fogo: YES
Fogo: SHE WRONGED ME SO HARD WHILE WEARING THOSE


*at a convention*
Jennifer: *randomly walks up and grabs Fogo's boob* HAHA I grabbed your boob
Fogo: OMGWTFBBQ? *grabs Jennifer's boob*
Jennifer: GAH D8!
Fogo: you did it first x3

Princess Zelda: I'M GOING TO AMERICA WISH ME LUCK 8D


*FACEBOOK*
Russia and America became fans of "Against Racism"
Fogo: *coffeesplurt* ROFLMAO


Lee: I joke a lot about having a fetish
Lee: So much I think I'm actually starting to develop one
Lee: I saw this asian guy the other day and I had to stop myself from walking up to him and saying "hey bby"

Fogo: Da, I should draw you something...
Fogo: The land of Awesome? Yosh? :D
Jiro: YOSHHHH!!!1
Jiro: AND ITS RULERS!!! <33
Fogo: YAY! 8D
Jiro: AND YOU GET YOUR OWN SLEAZY SNAIL IN RETURN <3
Fogo: I'M SO FREAKING HAPPY RIGHT NOW

*talking on the phone*
Kita: Because my Facebook account stopped working for me so I made a new one
Fogo: ooo~
Kita: and I'm having to move EVERYTHING over to my new one
Fogo: ROFL I can see it. Right click, save picture, upload, right click, save picture, upload...
Kita: uugughhgghskfdjas;
Fogo: you sound SO ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT IT, TOO
Kita: OH I AM JUST BURSTING WITH HAPPINESS LET ME TELL YOU
Kita: IT MAKES ME WANT TO JUST LEAP FOR JOY
Fogo: ROFL why don't you just tag your new account in all the pictures?
Kita: ...................................................
Kita: Oh wow, I feel like such an idiot right now


Fogo: msn is actually a conspiracy run by windows vista supporters who believe Playstation conned money out of people by saying the PS1 was an upgrade from previous game systems, where all they really did was mash a few random pieces of a Nintendo 64 system, rearrange the buttons on the controler, and kick it until the gameplay ran a little smoother (due to the kicking knocking Screw a1 loose).
Fogo: woah, what did I just say?


Really? So what happen if I divide Prussia by zero? Let See! *world implodes*




Kuro: Very good. I'm trying to learn Russian through an online course... it's... like trying to learn a language through an online course. OTL




PedobearOP: You-filled-kink-, asfdfdakjfjd!!!!! (anon since you already have my eternal love and devotion, lets make it official and get married)




PotHeadJesus: Wow, I just got one hell of a troll comment on my page :o
KaiHallarn111: with a name like that are you surprised?





Kita and Boko: *dials chinese phone numbers*
Phone: Please leave a message after the beep.
Phone: ~BEEEEEEP!
Boko: NI HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO~!
Phone: Message Erased!
Kita: ROFLMAO


NEW EPISODE OF HETALIA!
Fogo: *KEYBOARD MASH*


AronY14: i just wanna know how do you edit your pictures
AronY14: me im just starting photography but im not really good at editing
whoatherechief: I suggest that you use subtlety.
AronY14: is that a program?


Fogo: HEY WE HAVEN'T TALKED IN FOREVER!
Tai: IKR! Midterms are killing me :C
Fogo: FJKLSD;AJ;FLKDSA HOMG ME TOO
Fogo: Whoever invented midterms is going to get their midterm kicked into oblivion


 ** koffeeben has left
Frozen-Jakalope: BENJAMIN
Frozen-Jakalope: GET BACK HERE
Frozen-Jakalope: NOW
** koffeeben has joined
koffeeben: I'M BACK
Frozen-Jakalope: Damn straight.


Kyu-Neko:  Why do they call it XBOX 360? cause when you look at it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away
Daani:... 360 is turning back to the place you were


TheJackal-XIII: Don't invade for thirty seconds and then go OMFGWHATEVER 8C
quickdraw: Don't invade for thirty seconds and then go OMFGWHATEVER 8C --- sounds like my prom night.

Linkzerofurry: i cant figuer how to put my art in the computer
MoscaDeMantequilla: Push ALT and F4 at the same time
** Linkzerofurry has left
MoscaDeMantequilla: ROFL
Nirach: Newbies xD
** Linkzerofurry has joined
Linkzerofurry: dick heads
can-i-haz-cookie: he meant CTRL + W. not alt F4.
** Linkzerofurry has left
MoscaDeMantequilla: ROFL
Nirach: AHAHAHAHA
can-i-haz-cookie: ROUND 2 GOES TO COOKIE


AndaluBee: I f*ckin' hate the litterbox.
Illith-Anthonar: So use a toilet like the rest of us.


Abhishrut: Dont worry me and my dog used to poop all over and everywhere in the house
Abhishrut: wait no :o
Abhishrut: I didnt OTL

 
*Picture on Facebook of my aunt and cousin*
Aunt 1: That's a very cute photo!
Aunt 2: Isn't that? They're so photogenic. I'm going to crop and frame this one.
Aunt 3: Okay ladies, get real, my head looks very out of sorts...Is that me trying to look casual? I gotta work on that.
Aunt 1: Shut up. It is cute.
Aunt 2: excuse me, all the credit goes to the photographer for actually snagging a picture of Susan NOT posing!
Aunt 2: ...actually she is kinda working the hair.
Aunt 1: lol. seriously, I really do think that's the key tho. all the ones you get of non-poses are the best ones.
Aunt 1: HEEHH HEEHH *loud Jennifer laugh*
Aunt 2: although, I do love the ones I get of her trying to suck her neck in - priceless! OK, I'll be getting the beatdown for that now for sure.
Aunt 4: yes the dreaded Turkey neck gene! dammit! Mine is so far gone there is no amount of movement to make the folds go away.....what a handsome boy/man!!!



Fogo: *KEYBOARD MASH*
Audrey: *BUTTCHEEKS CLENCH*


Anon: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, SENSE MAKES YOU
THAT'S RIGHT. I SAID IT. I WENT THERE